Me: MOM!! HELP!! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN’T GET UP!!! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!

Mom: Pick up your poster and shut up.

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reasons why i don’t have a boyfriend:

"you’re not my favorite band member"

lvkeshem:

if I tell you all about my favorite band and play you their music that means I trust you with something that makes me immensely happy and if you fuck it up by insulting them I will snap your neck